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Penns Port Pub
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
So this is an interesting place. A u-shaped bar, some booths to the left, a pole on a 4x4 "stage." Some guys smoking, a bartender and 3 nice women who dance and leave you nothing to wonder about. Smoking is allowed, the food is really very good, but you don't come here for it. You're also not coming for lap dances or any milage whatsoever, since they aren't offered. What you do come for is for 3 women (a younger Italian girl with a bit of a baby belly, an older latina and a rubenesque black girl) to take it all off and let their tender bits ang out over your cheesesteak. The lighting isn't perfect but any better and you would be a gynecologist. Apparently there are a few more girls on later in the afternoon. Parking is safe and plentiful, beers are about $6 and food is priced fairly. Call and check ahead of time to see if they are open as the hours seem to vary a bit these days.