Wow… that’s all I gotta is wow.
I walked into Delilahs tonight like it was May 17th 1980 in Mt Saint Helens (loaded gun if you get what I mean ;)
First, walked in, paid cover, a nice brunette with supple fake tits and perfect saucer nips was gracing the stage. They looked amazing but I’m not a fakes guy. So I grabbed an ol Coors original at the bar, the banquet beer, and chugged that down as she finished her set.
Next up, I wish my beer was this dancers bath water. Holy heavens, I dove for a stool at the stage. I tossed out single after single, maybe some
5s while she did her thing. Caught her eye and even got a beaver shot. After her dance, she came up to me and I was so ready to hit the private room. I think there is security cameras, but if anyone was watching, they witnessed a volcanic eruption.
I’ll be back
