I showed up on a Saturday afternoon looking for some satisfaction. I got my drank, and sat down. Next, my tummy got real rumply. I felt uncomfortable. The last thing I wanted to do was go into the bathroom, and have an epic shit... Welp, my body had other pans for me...
After that, I was not feeling things. I sat and watched the stage for a bit. Amber, a lovely looking lady, was the first lady to approach me. We had a good chat, but I was not ready to roll the dice. Next came Barbie, a cute AA spinner. Her sales pitch felt as fake, and did not spike my interest. I saw Monse, and she was busy. The name's of ladies I recall were Lola, Brooklyn, Diamond, and Luna. I was hoping to run into Anya, or Martina, but neither were in on this fine Saturday. I decided to cut my losses, and come back some day, when I am able to feel things....
