I'm never going back to Rachel's again

I am on a two-day business trip to West Palm. I arrived this afternoon, and am leaving tomorrow evening (after a business meeting).

I landed around 5pm today (which is 2pm West Coast time) and had several hours to kill. Rather than spending the night alone in my hotel, I decided to go to a strip club.

Now ... nearly every review I read on Tuscl suggested that the SC’s in West Palm suck, and if you want mileage, you should drive the half hour to Pompano. But the issues causing me to stay in West Palm were that: (1) I am Ubering so I didn't want to spend the money for the trip, and (2) Rachels is only minutes away from my hotel, and (3) I wasn’t even sure I wanted high mileage. So, I thought: “maybe just a nice steak and looking at naked women will be enough for me.”