Skye keeps it real - Review of The Crazy Horse • 980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I've been going to Crazy Horse for years before the whole shutdown thing so I wanted to see if it was still up to its same standards. It is definitely different in many ways. There are no more theatre seats and it's all booths now. I assume that was because of social distancing but it seems like a pretty nice change. They honored a free entry card I got 5 years ago and it seems like there are still a lot of people working there from before they were bought by Deja-Vu. It was slow when I got there so I don't begrudge a few girls being a little pushy but Unique almost made me leave. She was kind of rude and didn't take the "I just got here and want to hang out for a bit" line well. Even after I told her no, she came back asking if I'd had enough time. I almost left. But Skye had approached me when I first got there and gave me space, she also had the body type I like so I got her attention and we went to a private dance. I wasn't sure how things worked there anymore but she assured me that there were many options still available (but they are pricey AF). I got a private nude show and she didn't clock watch or rush anything, I asked if other options were available and she assured me that they were, but I had only come with a smaller budget. She didn't dissapoint, she made sure I left happy and I hope to see her again with a better bank roll because she was AMAZING!