Ever tried VIP here? Burn your money before you do that. The staff is groomed to take that $$$ from you.
Where do I begin? First, hi, haven't posted on here in a while. No I'm not an ad as some have previously speculated, specially not with the fact that I will be about this place for a while after the last experience I had.
Second, the night began choosing between Johnny As and AJs. After a horrible coin toss I ended up in good old neon blue. Or so I thought. I get there and first red flag. The place is full. I say fuck it, I'm here already right? So I find somewhere to sit and the girls this night were all 6s or higher. But there were some 9 & 10s that hypnotized you on sight. As per usual, I start to scavenge for the one I want a LD from and it's a girl in a yellow onesie who looked like a Colombian Jlo. I ask for a LD she obliged. The LD area is next to the bar where I was. By the way, want to know what the bar is like or the decor or any of that other stuff that every review covers? Go to another review I'll say what I feel like saying, after all its a review not the NYT Guide to Strip Clubs.
Anyway, go to thE LD area and all of the 10 booths were full. Now I know a lot of people don't believe in make or care about the Delta variant, but still that was nuts even for regular times. There was no line and the girls were basically doing live porn in that section. There should be some sort of discretion, otherwise put up a curtain. I should not see some 60 year old getting his junk flicked violently while I get my LD.
Anyway I got so tired of that I ask her if she does VIP. She said yes and that I'll like it. So I go with hey and she says it's only 3.5 and I'm like "that doesn't sound right" does that include everything. She says yes and tastes me to the bar. The short waitress with the big ass, some of you know who, tells me to pay 10 more. So I go to the ATM and she yells me it's 4.0. I'm like "WHAT!?" but at that point my other brain convinces me to go for it and I do. The whole time the barmaid is like "don't worry baby, we will take care of you, what do you want to drink. I'll send you 2 if those... Take him upstairs."
I go into the fabled upstairs, past the pool tables in the back and on the left of the bathrooms. As I walk up I see neon blue rooms with doors. It looked like meeting rooms with a coffee table and sofa included. The door had a window that was see through but I sit down. Immediately she says baby you know that you still need to pay for the Fresh Salad or Ham Jam sandwich whichever you choose. She says 4 for the first and I got pissed. She noticed and she says .6 for the ham sandwich, so I'm like fuck it I'm here already. But it was implied by her at several points that this was all inclusive. Worst part, she didn't bring any helmets or cleaning supplies and only had a small hand lotion. Needless, to say it was not a good sandwich. And jam for everywhere. I was so pissed like haven't you made a sandwich before? Do I need to give YOU tips?
Left when things were done. Went to the bathroom to clean what I could. And before I left the waitress expected another tip. The only thing I wanted to give her was the middle finger.
P.S: One of those waitress looks like she could give incredible LDs but I do not know how to ask for her number or for anything lol
