Table dances is the move here.

Went to Le Palace on a random Tuesday night knowing that the experience wouldn't compare to the nearby cities, but this is where I now live and would like to find a place with at least a decent vibe and some talent. I had a few coronas ($7) and bourbon which was like $15 or so for a double I think.

Let me go ahead and mention I didn't do any private dances, and didn't bother asking so I don't know what the prices were for that. I did however have a number of table dances at the bar with a few different women. I fed them a $20 every few songs or so and they never really demanded anything more. I also allowed them to grab a drink on my tab so that I could hit the $50 min credit card requirement. As for mileage, I was free to touch and feel up high, and down low even for one of the dancers who I had conversed with quite a bit and drop $100+ over time.

It was a good crowd, everybody was chill. The women (11+) were fairly diverse mostly black and latina and some salt sprinkled in here and there. Alot of them were actually 7/8s so no complaints there.