Loading...
Rejected Review

Beware of Rude Midgets at this Place !!

Chicas Cabaret
2802 N 35th Ave Phoenix, AZ 85009
So I go to the club on a Sunday afternoon to see my favorite dancer here-Crystal. I get there around 1 PM and she's hanging with this little midget guy. I figure that's fine with me, there are plenty of hot girls here. I get some very nice dances in the booths along the wall from Channel and China. I particularly like China. I had not seen her in a while. She has an incredible body-a nice big ass and a set of great man-made boobs. She's one of the A-Lister Cubans at this joint. You won't leave disappointed if you choose her. So now it's about 2 PM and Crystal is still with Midget Guy. She walks by me and tells me to wait. So I wait another hour and she's still sitting at the table with Midget Guy. This little Fckr must be paying her a lot of money to just sit and play Chatty Kathy. I swear her incredible ass must weigh more than this little dude. So now it's after 3 and I get message from a friend of mine-he has Covid. So I walk outside to deal with that and decide that's enough. Mister Midget who monopolizes Crystal's time is free to spend another 2 hours or whatever sitting there while others are waiting. I'm done. I'll go home and watch some football. Beware of this guy if you want a dance with Crystal. I suppose Kyler Murray could have used him as a football in the Cardinals game. He weights about the same. Ha !!

Adjudicators

yankeez4lif
Not Enough Club Details
DickyDoo2
Not Enough Club Details This a rant not a review.
grand1511
Not Enough Club Details
IfIGottaBeDamned
Not Enough Club Details
loper
Not Enough Club Details Dancers get monopolized all the time by big spenders or friends of theirs. That you are so focused on his height just shows your bigotry.