Got off work early (only time I’ve come in morning there yet). Decided to hit up Pandora’s as it’s become my new fav in Seattle. Kittens is souring on me these days. Way overrated. Two chicks working. Slow af. Skinny tatted white comes up. Offers pricy vip and vague details. Been there done that. Politely decline. The other chick was stripping on stage. Thick Brazilian milf. Perfect ass and tits. She’s comes over and we talk. $200 for at least half hour she says. Go to lapdance area and she gets naked and jumps on my lap. Shoves tits in my face. In top ten lapdances I’ve had so far. Place can be a hit and miss but scored this time. Will definitely be heading back to my new favorite club in town. Staying clear of Kittens now. Place is scammers ground zero.
