Old Face with a Phatty
Went to Outer Space/La Pearl on an off day. Based on the reviews I took a shot on checking it out. I like my girls a little "hood" and the rules sound very loose. Upon parking the neighborhood looked rough, but it was 5pm on Sunday. There was still some sunlight outside so parking didn't seem too bad. I took a quick walk to the entrance and paid my $10 and went in. The guys outside were not concerned with the mask policy.
I stayed downstairs for a bit and there were chairs at a bar with women dancing right on the guys in plain sight. The music is controlled by a jukebox, so bring singles to play what you want to hear. If you don't, please be prepared to hear Cardi B, Meg the Stallion and Thot Empowerment Music your whole stay. I grabbed a seat at the lower level because there was a WOC that I need to get a dance from. We agreed to the $5 a dance and I told her "as long as you give me some attention, you'll be here for a while." I ordered a Heineken mini which was $3 and she started dancing. I wish I knew her name because she was excellent, good grinding, stick shifting was on point, she kissed my neck at points and I picked her up and had her bouncing up and down. I talked her up a bit to build repour, so next time I see her we could pick up where we left off. She danced for about 5 songs but I couldn't get at an angle to finish the deed (Please let me know the process of getting a helping hand at this place). The back chair was still occupied so I gave her $25 and $10 tip. Not sure if that was the correct thing to do but I was happy with her performance and we are gonna meet again.
I go upstairs and to my surprise there are a few more WOC dancers that I didn't see. In particular there was an older dancer with a Phat Butt changing in front of everyone. She had an old face but that Butt made me intrigued. So I went to the bathroom adjusted my self and made my way to the bar for another beer. 1 thing to keep in mind is that there is food being served upstairs so that makes the place a bit smelly and hot. If management is reading this please serve the food downstairs at the bar, it makes no sense upstairs and honestly that lap dance bench is no place to eat food. Finally, the Phat Butt OG is ready and walking around, I was aggressive and walked over to her for a dance. She was fine with the $5 per song and off we went. She allowed roaming and was very skilled at giving me an Booty rub down. The only annoying part was the other dancers talking to her in between my dances. Ignoring them I focused on the cheeks and slid right in between. 7 songs $35 Dances $15 Tip and I had a BLAST.
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