Little to Cheer about

So I recently moved to this part of Jersey and thought I’d check out the local talent. I’d been to cheerleaders in Philly a few years ago so my expectations were high as I’d had a great time when I went there. My hopes would soon be dashed.

Parking is ample and the club itself is very easy to find. It’s right on a main road and it feels pretty safe as you leave your car to enter the club. Upon entry you have to through a metal detector which is good because then you know there’s no guns inside the club, however it may mean theyve had issue with that sort of thing in the past hence the need for these machines now.

Two extraordinary large gentleman who were very polite took my metal belongings and then gave them back after I’d passed the do you have a gun test machine. They then charged me $20 at 8pm on a weds. Am I in Miami? I paid up and had a look around.

There’s a large semi dark area to the left as you walk in with couches and tables and a big screen tv or two. It looks upscale and comfy. Straight ahead is a U shaped bar surrounding a stage. There are about 40 or so bar stool style seats with backs around the bar. The place is busy.

About 80% of the bar seats are full of either patrons or dancers. There are a lot of dancers. About 15 or so would be my guess from what I can see and counting the girls I assume are in some lap dance room I never saw.