In 20 years stipclubbing in Austin, this is the most ghetto hood strip club experience I've ever had.

I visited on a Tuesday night the danncers where the dancers were mostly Hispanic and danced in an urban style where their stage set consisted soley of being on all fours and shaking their booty. Not my cup of tea really. There were about three, maybe four white girls who danced similarly. I saw only one black girl surprisingly.Practically all of the dancers were skinny, which is exactly my type. But were so hood that it just turned me off.

The dancers out-numbered customers and were mostly sitting at tables in groups with no customers. I came in around 8:30 and paid $20.00 fucking dollars for smorgasboard a of talent that completely turned me off. The drinks are very, very, expensive. The music was hard-core rap. The club play rap videos with fat nasty women shaking their bare asses. It was too much for me to take and I left after 20 minutes vowing never to return.

The Yellow Rose was my go to club back in the day. It's just another skany ass 'hood club now, just like the old Sugar's, Bare's Caberet, and whatever the hell that shithole place was on Burleson road. Those are strip clubs I avoided like the plaque, now I can add Yellow Rose to the tally.