Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

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Sep 16, 2021, 2:25 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I’m a tough grader. I went on a Tuesday from around 6-12, to get an idea of the ladies and the crowd from the evening to midnight. I drove in from the back to park free from chimney rock. As I walked through the lot there were normal cars (Toyota’s, Honda’s, pickup trucks and a couple of low class veneers and Mercedes); as I left around midnight there were (bentleys, high class Merced’s and veneers, ferraris, and range rovers). As I entered, the bouncer instructed me to Take out my phone and keys to walk through the metal detector. The parking lot staff were cool, didn’t make it seem weird that I chose the option of not paying them. The bouncer was cool at the metal detector and then came the entry fee of $12-15. The lady at the front was nice and cute enough that you’re happy to see her. Then I walked in, there’s a bar on my left, where there’s no bar tender until around 8-10 (when she shows up she’s cute enough that you’re happy to see her) and a group of hot ass blonde white girls sitting around like sharks waiting on a big fish to roll up in a Bentley. Behind the white girls are some good looking latinas who mostly only speak Spanish and then there’s booths to sit in. To my right is the stage where there’s a black girl dancing or a Latina, then on the other side of the stage are more booths to sit in where there’s the quiet crowd and the door to the outside-patio for smoking where strippers and people are. To the left of those booths but not quite to the bar are the restrooms with the best cologne/gum/service guy’s in Houston. Then there’s a bar in the back with a male bartender, behind the bar are the private booths for normally $20 lap dances, for some it’s private enough to feel secluded for others it’s not. Upstairs is the $vip where it’s $300 just for the section/booth and a cheap bottle of champagne and any extra money for dances or feeling secluded from the masses is extra on top of that. You can walk out of vip spending anywhere from $400-$4,000 ok just one or two girls depending on the girls your bring up there.

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