Bad. Just bad.

Grew up in Saginaw so I know the Vu game so I thought I knew what to expect here. Holy crap was I wrong. $20 cover is a joke. No girls on stage when we walked in. First girl comes on stage and she’s a smoke show. Tipped a couple bucks but passed on the dance hustle because I wanted to see the line up. Turns out the line up was one other girl. She was ok, but kind of like that nerdy sort of chunky girl that you would bang in high school just because. Nothing special.

At this point I have downed my Coke that came with my admission so I go to the bar for another. Turns out the two guys sitting at the bar who I thought were customers are actually security or management or something….they’re both in jeans and a T shirt with one wearing a cowboy hat. Anyways, the one waitress/bar tender is no where to be found so the guy in the cowboy hat asks me if I need something and tells me a Coke will be $5. Are you kidding me?! I paid it because I was thirsty. I asked him for some ones back and he says they charge %10…ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I give him a ten and get 9 ones back. I’m slightly pissed but trying to make the most of the night.

Hang out another half hour. Tip the hottie a couple more bucks. One more girl comes in and she doesn’t look good with clothes on. Cut my losses and leave. In and out in just over an hour. Spent too much money for what it was, but not as much money as I had hoped. Stick to Saginaw or head to Detroit.