A Blind Man Walks Into A Fish Market, Right?

This was an awful visit. I've been to various Nevada ranches over a dozen times through the years. The quality of girls are going down, and their prices are going up. The pictures on their websites of the hot girls are definitely photoshopped. The best looking girl was a 6 the night I went in. All the other girls were overweight, older, or had busted faces except for one. How is this place still in business? Are mongers really that desperate? Or is this girl the only one who gets fucked? I wanna fuck hot girls off instagram, not walmart honeys with rolls. I swear by the looks of the lineup, most guys are ok with a warm body to fuck. That's the standard. How you gunna pay for it, and just settle for Becky, the divorcee with 3 kids and 40 lbs of depression eating weight?

Anyway I did a line up and picked what I thought was an 8, but she was actually a 6 with her clothes off. I'll get to that later. Again, this was the only half decent girl out of the entire house and Sagebrush Ranch next door. I saw about 20 women total that night and only 1 was ok. The rest were 2s, 3s, and 4s. So I went back to her room and was quoted $2,000. She sticker shocked me so bad, that I replied with an answer that sticker shocked her, $300. We settled at $700 for a half hour. Seemed ok for an 8. Then she took her clothes off. Dear lord, she was thin, but had awful stretch marks, and her bra had a ton of padding. She was a tiny A cup, with nipples almost as large as her actual tits. I knew this girl was going to be taking it from behind, cause missionary wasn't an option. Great ass though. That was the best part because it only goes downhill from here.

The worst part about the whole experience was when I started fingering her, she smelling fucking rank. We're talking a 10 day old fish market with no refrigerators. It was so disgusting that junior shrunk into his turtle shell. Some of you other nasty mongers might have just proceeded, but I wasn't about to get my dick infested and shrivel off. There's so much more to live for junior, don't think with your small head. I thought these girls are supposed to get weekly testings, and I'm pretty sure doc has a clown nose if he couldn't detect this.