Chlamydia Palace

I went to show palace after reading some reddit reviews saying it was awesome. We took the trek one friday night late at night to see what the hype was about. The place is off some strange part of south east houston, and the area seemed somewhat shady. The parking lot was enclosed though so we weren't too concerned about someone breaking in. As we walked in we were immediately raped by charges. 25 dollars to get in 20 dollars for the wristband. Fine, we ate the cost. First thing to note about the clientele here is that it is not a gentlemans club. This place is ratchet as shit. Mostly thugs and degenerates occupy this place. The dancers are nothing to look at either. The entire place is run down and smells of smoke.

We waited around for a bit but nobody caught our attention. Finally I decided to try out a nude dance with a somewhat acceptable looking asian chick. I haggled the nude price down from 40 to 20 dollars. If I were to rate the dance I would say it was great. The songs are long as hell, and the chicks go absolutely crazy. Pussy in your face and everything. This girl was wearing a buttplug as well. The only thing that made it horrible was that the girl was absolutely ratchet as fuck. Disgusting. I had an out of body experience during the lap dance and not in a good way. Low grooming on her part as well as just general bustedness. I felt like I needed a shower and a shot of penecillin afterwards. All in all this is the type of place to visit if you associate with a ratchet ass crowd. We packed it up after 30 minutes there and went to Treasures.