Playhouse Veteran Wed afternoon Aug 18th

Been going to PH for over 15 years. Probably spent over 20k during that time. It adds up. Favorite club in America. Its a small rectangular shape bar from the outside and inside. The parking lot is bigger than the actual club. But the special thing about the ph is the Brazilian women and the couch dances. The average age of the dancers is a tad high (probably 35 average, okay maybe 40) but most are pretty hot unless you are really into younger chics. Most give a special raw "handshake" during a couch dance. That makes it one of the best in the usa. I've been to clubs all over the world and this ain't bad. Probably about 15 dancers at any given time. I dont enjoy the evening there as much as the weekday afternoon (I think the afternoon chics are hotter and wilder). The afternoon is pretty special. Dances are $30 each and last exactly 4 minutes a piece. Most girls have oil or lotion and wet naps to help you enjoy the dance. It's bring your own beer. $10 cover. The couch dance rooms are totally private rooms (about 5x5 size rooms) except have a camera in 1 corner of each room but the lovely ladies know how to obstruct the cameras with the way they position themselves. Honestly unless you are cheap as hell you will enjoy your dance. As far as I know, you probably won't go "the distance" in the couch dance rooms. My money and looks never made that happen. Its bring your own beer and the bartender will keep it in the coolers behind the bar for you. Couch dance rooms are $30 per 4 mins. They call the large painted # on each door so you know how many dances you are in debt for. I've never been more aware of how much I owe at any other strip club in America. I've been going for so long that I feel like I am friends with some of them. Had a few dances with Devin and Angel today. Notable other dancers present was Emma, Amy, cayenne, Sasha, Milla, Andrea, ruby, Suzy. All have great asses. Not a club review, pretty sure one of these guys will say this is a club review. Pretty sure someone will vouch for me. I'm as real a customer as you can get.