One random drive through Nor Cal
I was driving up through Northern California one night when I had the urge to stop and relax a bit. I had happened to know about this small strip joint out in Marysville. I had never been there and didn't know anything about it, but I knew it was around. So, I found it! I pulled into the small lot pretty late, around midnight I'd say on a Friday. Fair amount of cars in the lot, that's a good sign right? It's an interesting setup because it's all 1 building from what I could tell, but they have a bar on one side and the club on the other with separate entrances. This is an all-nude club so it's a pretty good setup to be honest. Go to the bar, have a few, and then head over to where the goodies are and you can no longer drink.
So there I was, in the lot. Saw the bar, figured "Yup, I need a drink!" and so I headed in. When I walk in the bar, there are maybe a half dozen people sitting there drinking and all heads snap up and look at it. They stare at me, I stare back at them. At this point it's clear to me this must be a local dive. The bartender then hollered "Clubs around the corner, if that's what you're looking for". I said "Nah, just looking for a beer." So I sat down and they served me up a nice cold one. Even though I felt a little weird being there, it was a chill spot and everyone was friendly. Half way through my first beer, a stripper from next door comes in and sits next to me. She started venting about how she wasn't getting enough hours and didn't want to be working tonight anyway. I think she was more so talking to the bartender, but also to me. I listened and bought her a drink. Yeah, I'm probably a mark, but she was a nice enough girl. Oh and this is a good time to mention that the bar wasn't marked up or anything. Cheap beers, good stuff. I bought a couple for myself and for this nice girl and it was like 20 bucks. So as we're wrapping up she mentions the club is next door, I play it off like "Oh really?" and she knows I'm full of shit. Anyway she says to come watch her dance and I'm like "Alright, yeah maybe." Of course I do.
So, beers in the belly, I head over to the club that's around the corner of this same building. Cover was $20 if I recall correctly. They scanned by ID which I wasn't stoked on but also didn't care enough for it to stop me. Once I get in, I'm actually somewhat impressed. On the outside, this place looks like a dive, but it was pretty nice inside. When you walk in, there is a decent sized stage on your left. Tables along both walls, and then more tables in the center of the room. Not a ton of stage seating, but plenty for the crowd I was with (it was basically empty). To the right of the entrance was the private dance area. Looked like stalls divided by curtains, but I didn't get a great look and I never checked it out. It was busy without being crowded. Some life to the crowd but not a party vibe.
I sat down at one of the tables in the center. Pretty quickly a girl sat with me to "hang out" with the obvious sell coming. That can be a little annoying to me, but she was nice enough and it wasn't high pressure. I had a few more of these interactions before it died off. Word must have gotten around that I was a dry well. For me, I was mostly interested in watching some dances. Not really feeling the private lap dances. So I sat at a table and watched a few dances and then moved to the stage. It was actually pretty fun because, as mentioned before, no one was really there so I got all the attention. The girls had fun with it, and I ended up with bras and panties on my head. I wasn't complaining.
The girls were good. Not great, but good. Lots of 6-8s, a few less and a couple knock-outs. It definitely had that "girl next door" vibe. Age was pretty varied but skewed towards younger. Race was mostly white, some black, some latina, a couple asians. Body type was also varied but more skinny than not.
I can't speak to the private dances, cost and mileage and all that. As I said, wasn't really what I was there for. I can say that I spent at least 150 tipping and buying drinks (non-alcoholic). I was tipping a lot since I was at the stage and that's really what I was there for. But I hung out for a long while, pretty much shut them down, so I'd say my money went far.
The only real negative I can speak to was the DJ. He as terrible, and I'm not that picky! But he kept forgetting which song he was on with dancers and stuff like that. Honestly the worst DJ I've seen at a club. Didn't ruin my time, but when he cut one of the girls I really liked 1 song short because he couldn't count, I wasn't real happy.
TL;DR
It's a good club, better than you think it's going to be. But do set expectations, it's out in rural Sacramento. The girls are cute, fun, and you can stretch your money. Cheap bar next door. I'd go again!
