Double whammy

Okay, so visiting a strip club during Covid and the early afternoon? Sure way to have a boring visit, right? Wrong. Went to an old favorite, the Church, and it did not disappoint. Not to say it didn’t start out slow. Thursday afternoon at 1 PM when I arrived. The parking lot was as empty as I’d ever seen it. Security guy in golf cart making the rounds offered me a ride to the door which I politely declined. I’m not that old, right?

And more security once inside the doors. Empty your pockets just like the airport and get through the metal scanner without beeping. Five dollars admission fee and you’re in. To a very open club.

Only one other guy was there. Six dancers so the odds were in our favor. I wanted something to eat but had dessert first as a long, tall, buxom babe made an offer too good to refuse. Chita was a great conversationalist and at $20 a dance we talked a lot. Then back to the table for dinner. No buffet (unless Fridays) so ordered fried shrimp, side of rice, salad included, fifteen dollars. That and a few more drinks, then good to go.