Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

Disappointed but served purpose

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BuckMcNutter
Jul 12, 2021, 11:27 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Was in town for the Yankees series. Had wanted to come here for years. Parked my car and was greeted by an attendant that asked for five bucks. For all I know he could’ve been a homeless man shaking me down.

Entered the club around 4 PM and I believe it was a seven dollar cover. Walked inside found my way to the bar where there was people having conversations and a few girls sitting on players laps Ordered myself a five dollar bottle of water.

When I arrived there was nobody on stage ….shortly after they called a girls name. She went up I believe she did three songs and next girl came up. Didn’t really see the caliber of dancer I expected here. I guess the A-Team comes at night. I can tell there was a heavy Cuban/Latin contingency which is OK by me but I don’t like the big butts. I was expecting a few tall busty Texas bombshells but I guess they have moved on or Work in Dallas only.

After about 30 minutes I found a nice girl from Kazakhstan who seem to have just arrived. She was chatty and I quickly asked her for a dance. We went to the back area where there were other players sitting in booths getting dances. She took off her top and proceeded. She smelled good and had great skin. The dances were $20 apiece and I got several with some stick shifting above the gym shorts I wore.

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Disappointed but served purpose