Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

More than expected at Splendor

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sr11981
Jul 9, 2021, 3:25 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Have added Splendor to my regular routine — the location is convenient, the girls are hot enough, the beer is cheap. The stage is worthless here and no one goes, it’s 100% all about the dances. My typical routine involves 4-5 songs of very heavy contact lap dances (I left another review here that goes into more detail), but on this occasion things went a bit further…

I was approached at the table by a young Latina. Generally at Splendor (in my experience) the girls don’t go straight for the handshake, but this girl was straight in my lap and was in a hurry. She was hot and I was game, so we went for a few dances. Two in and I was feeling good, she put on the hard sell for VIP. Generally this is a hard no from my end, but whatever…you only live once, I had a wallet full of cash, and this girl seemed like she might actually be worth it.

We head upstairs and logistics were not good. There was another guy with a girl that had just come up, and the manager starts awkwardly stacking chairs between us to try to provide some semblance of privacy. After rearranging half the furniture, we get our champagne and try to rekindle the mood. Unfortunately my companion starts nickel and dining everything above and beyond VIP pricing, which got quickly frustrating. Finally, we settle on ~$250 for a CBJ.

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