Probably won’t be back

I was in the Springfield area with nothing better to do and excess time on my hands so I made plans to check out a few of the clubs in the area. I stopped inside Bobbi’s VIP Room on a Wednesday afternoon (approximately 1:00-2:00pm) and I wasn’t quite sure what I was expecting but it definitely wasn’t this.

The dim lighting inside took me aback but when my eyes adjusted I noticed the bar was directly across from the entrance. There was one patron standing there with a dancer that for sure wasn’t my type. She was blonde with obviously enhanced boobs. All sounds good, right? Wrong. She looked to be about 50 years old. If it wasn’t for the fact that she was standing in 7 inch heels and lingerie, I would’ve assumed she was a customer or perhaps the manager. This might be someone’s cup of tea but I’d rather not see a woman my mother’s age shaking it at a strip club. Anyways.

To the left was the typical Oregon lotto machines and what appeared to be a room covered with beads in the doorway. I’m going to take a wild guess and assume that was the private dance room but I never got to find out for sure for reasons I will soon mention. There also seemed to be a smoking patio but I didn’t check it out. To the right was the DJ booth (no DJ was present), a small stage that was low to the ground, and booths to sit inside and watch the show. I decided to take a seat and see the talent this club had to offer.

One thing that surprised me was that there were about 7-8 dancers on shift at this time. I didn’t expect there to be many dancers in the middle of the afternoon. The first dancer up on rotation definitely wasn’t my type. She was an extremely tall (easily over 6ft) and rather large AA in her late 30s/early 40s range. Hard pass. The 50 year old blonde was next and she paid me no mind focusing all of her attention on the other patron watching the set. I was not mad about this. The dancer after her was actually beautiful. She was white, tall, slender, early/mid 20s, with a shapely behind. However, she had a scowl on her face throughout her entire set and walked off the stage in the middle of her first song only to go in the locker room. I would’ve definitely gotten a dance with her if she had a better attitude but oh well, her loss. The fourth dancer up was a petite, mid/late 20s AA wearing a tutu and tennis shoes. A bit odd but I decided to give her my attention and immediately regretted it. Upon closer inspection, she appeared to be very spaced out and clearly on some type of drug. She also smelled of BO and her wig was falling off. At the end of her set she offered a dance ($25) but I politely declined and decided to head out. I saw three other dancers standing by the bar (a decently attractive white dancer on the chubbier side with tattoos on her legs and two Hispanic dancers. One being petite and blond with glasses while the other being on the curvier side. Both attractive) but at this point I decided I had seen enough. My first impression of this club is that they will hire absolutely anybody and I don’t consider this to be a good thing. I am aware that everyone has their types but some women are just not meant to be strippers.

This probably goes without saying but I wouldn’t come out of my way again to come to this club but I am willing to try it on another day, preferably night, to see if the talent is any better. I have heard from locals that this is the club in the area to come to for “extra” services. I can see this happening but don’t know if I would want to receive that here. The overall vibe of the club was uncomfortable and honestly depressing so I decided to call it quits for the day and not try any other club in the area.