Stuck by a real lack of options in the city, decided to give the crazy horse a try. Haven't been to the Vegas one so went with no expectations.
Hit and miss with the quality of the women, especially on a weekend. Saw a good mix of age with a few on the older side. Generally the girls seemed fairly friendly apart from this one stripper who reeked off alcohol at a place that doesn't deserve any.
Dances are about 20-30$ but some are open to decent mileage/touching in the private rooms for about 150$/half hour. Wouldn't necessarily go again as I've seen much better clubs in other cities, but if you really had to go to one in SF, might as well be this one.
Par for the course for the city - Review of The Crazy Horse • 980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102 - tuscl