The "best" and "worst" of times

Lets start from the beginning. When you arrive don't park in the back behind the club, that's for strippers only, don't be that guy and park there. Don't park in the front of the building near the entrance your car will be backed into all night long buy drunk guys with blue balls. Do park on the side of the club behind burger king.

When you enter the club the room on your right is the lap dance room. You want to go to the left. The entrance fee will be anywhere from free to 20 dollars. If they are getting a pay per view fight or if a porn star is there it will be 20 bucks. After you pay if you go to the right of the bar to your right is a mirrored wall, that's where the vip dances take place. Past that into the corner is where the bathroom is. Its nice but there can be an attendant in there who you tip a dollar. If you turn left you will continue down the long side of the bar and hit the dj booth. Turn left around the short side of the bar and you hit the champagne court. Its also the stripper locker room and where the massage table is. Hang a left at the champagne court and on your right is where the reserved seating is. Continue on down the long side of the bar and on your right is where you exit (or get thrown out). Lap dances are 20 dollars. Champagne room $180 for 15, $300 for 30.

Now for the review. If you are new and not a regular your going to need to lower your expectations. This place has a lot of regulars and they have the "best" girls on lockdown. That leaves the "worst" girls to fend amongst themselves. That means that the "worst" girls will do anything to extort money from you. The worst girls will look at you as fresh meat prime for pillaging. They don't care if you don't have a good time or if your not coming back. Its all about extracting money from you now (not next time). The worst girls do "laps" making money one dollar at a time through tips. The worst girls also beg for lap dances and always upsell to a champagne court. They also ask for a tip before, during and after a lap dance. It will ruin your night to find out if a girl is a "best" or a "worst" when you ask for just one dance (just one), get charged for two and then the worst girl demands a 20 dollar tip or she tells the bouncer to kick you out.