It served its purpose.

I was already out for a friend's birthday when some of the girls who were present in our group decided that they wanted to see some T&A. Gold Club is a hellhole and some of us did not have the acceptable attire that was not acceptable for Delilahs (in conjunction with the fact that I refuse to go a spot that has a dress code to see half naked women). One of the girls suggested that we hit Club Risqué on the Delaware.

I'm not a fan of this place based on earlier reviews and this is one of the few strip clubs in Philly that has an adverse reaction to diversity. We arrived at 6:30 which meant free cover, but it wasn't a lot of activity in terms of consumers and polesliders. A majority of the polesliders were either spinners, white, or had tits but afflicted with NASSATAL. The first girl who came to our table was tatted and skinny. Her name was Polly and she was friendly and sat with our crew for a while. One of the girls brought her a shot and then she returned the favor by purchasing a shot for the birthday girl. Her hustle game was low.

More polesliders started to enter at 9 and this led to a diversity in talent level, but their bodies resembled a prepubescent boy or they gained the COVID-45. Lauren came by and accosted me again but she knows better than ask me for drinks unless she wants get be on the receiving end of acrimonious affront. Her ass and titties got bigger but she has also has a complimentary baby gut.