New dress code in effect

There is a new dress code apperantly. I was turned away at the door. No sweat pants or pants with draw strings allowed. Only blue jeans and slacks. The jerk floor manager says some of the dancers don't like sweats as it is too easy for the guys to take thier dicks out and wave them about. So, they changed the dress code. Too bad, I used to enjoy going to the church. Guess I'll be going to the pirate ship from now on.