Tesoro, not a gas station

Well I finally did it. I joined this forum mainly to read reviews on Treasures Houston, and was basically holing myself up this year due to corona. Yesterday I bit the bullet and finally went to the club with two of my homeboys. So we started the night by "pregaming" and then rolling into the club around midnight. Once you open the doors there is a metal detector, and a desk where you pay the cover ($6 before 7pm and $15 after). We ubered there, but there is free parking in the back as well as $5 parking and valet.

Okay, so once you walk to the left of the desk (the entrance to the club), there will be several women standing around. Most of these women were in my opinion pretty hot. To the right at this point, there is a main stage with several layers of chairs to watch the show. And a section in the back with more tables a bit further out from the main stage. If you keep walking forward there is a buffet on the side behind plexiglass. You can pay $8 at the bar for a meal ticket. Across from the buffet there is a bar. Drinks are standard price ($6 for a beer, $10 for a mixed drink, $10 for a shot of jameson). Past the buffet and bar there is another stage with much less traffic. It is a lot quieter and the stairs going upstairs are located here. In this area is the "dark lap dance section" where you will be taken for a dance. We opted to sit down in the chill section near the second stage and ordered a few drinks.

The waitress was great, mixed black girl who took our order and was very efficient. I tipped her $10. I told her this was the first time at a strip club and to explain how to get girls to interact with you. At this point zero chicks had approached us. They all seemed to be standing around doing god knows what. There were a lot of strippers and i was pretty impressed with their looks. It seems like about 50% of the women here are straight up from a south american country with no english skills. I had to speak broken spanish just to interact with them. The majority of the latin american women will not even sit down to have a drink with you and chat. Its all "this is my workplace" im here to dance. It's too mechanical. A shy looking AA woman also approached us immediately asking for a dance. I was starting to get a little annoyed at this point. I took a chance with a cuban chick with a great body and just opted for a dance. She impressed me the most. HEAVY grinding and moving. I didn't try to make contact or anything but i was very impressed by her dancing.