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Rejected Review

Worth a visit, barely

The Raven
250 Lincoln Hwy Fairless Hills, PA 19030
The building is located on a relatively busy road next to a trailer park. You enter through what appears to be a bottle shop where I suppose they also sell six packs to trailer park residents. The bottle shop is gross. Building is in state of neglect. Upon sitting, the bar tender will deliver to you a slice of pizza the exact size of a post it note cut in half diagonally. Cause that helps fight corona. I think it's free. Eat only if you have a death wish. The bar takes up 90% of the "club" section. Tables are spread out from bar for COVID reasons. There are 2 stages inside bar. Girls dance 2 or 3 songs. Topless by end of 2nd song (usually). Tip parade is inconsistent...some girls do and some don't. Strangely, not all will offer dances or approach PLs. A lot seem to sit with regulars and talk. I am used to more hustle. This time I got no dances. AA girl with huge cans came by for tip. She didn't offer dance. I asked about it and her sales pitch indicated too tame of a dance for my liking so I punted and said "maybe in a bit". No one else approached or was desirable enough for me to approach. Had they asked I probably would have accepted but was not motivated enough to approach them based upon their looks. Not that they were jacked up....just no stunners that would warrant an approach on my part. That would be playboy level. I'm not here to chase. Dances are $25 per song in a private room. In the past I've had decent dances. Drinks were like 6 bucks. I only had one. Bathroom is in contention for most unclean on the planet. Literally. I challenge anyone to find one grosser. Not that anyone gives a shit about bathrooms....but I felt the need to warn others. This is what bathrooms in hell strive to be. Overall, the place is small and gross. The dancers are mediocre to slightly above mediocre. Price of drinks and dances are typical for Philadelphia area. I recommend a visit if you are in the area. I would not travel more than 30 min to go here. You may need to approach dancers if your objective is to get a private dance. Club Ad of the day comment sure to come from resident troll. Happy New Year.