My Mileage Varied - A Tale of Two Visits

Indulge me a bit as I spin a yarn of two very different visits to this club. Why? Because I think it's important to know that this club has the potential on any given night to be amazing or a complete disaster.

About a month ago I visited as my first post-COVID trip out. It was around 8:30p. Upon entering the club (mask required for entry) I was immediately impressed with the vibe. Music was just the right volume, lots of couches or tables to sit in, friendly door and bar staff, etc. So I sit and attempt to settle in with a $6 water (no alcohol here) but I'm immediately approached by a Cuban 7 who I might have been interested in later but I was literally 30 seconds into my visit and wanted to get the lay of the land. I told her to check back later. Not 2 minutes later a white 7.5-8 approaches and she's very, very outgoing. Making jokes, laughing and then she pitches me on VIP which I politely decline but she insists and tells me she hasn't had any customers yet and wants to make some money so she makes me an offer. $50 and she "will be my personal pornstar for 30 minutes" after which she will trust me to give her an appropriate tip. I was intrigued so I took her up on the offer and as soon as we're in the back I realize that the reason she is so outgoing is because she's drunk and/or high as fuck. We were in the designated lapdance area which is a row of 3 foot wide booths with bench seats and no curtains. We were the only ones back there. She begins by grinding a little and then starts telling me I smell good and she's getting wet and invites me to verify, which I do and she is. So I'm pretty excited about where this is headed. She begins to help me get more comfortable and starts to play with me and this is where things go completely off the rails. Once I'm out she asks for a little more money to keep going ($40 to be specific). I like where things are headed so I agree. After all, she wants to protect herself from getting ripped off too so I'm not really opposed to chipping in a bit more. Then, she stands up, announces that she has to pee and grabs a garbage can from the corner and proceeds to piss in it for a good 30 seconds. At this point she's stumbling and one of her garters falls and she sits on the floor in front of me and spends at least 5 minutes trying to fumble through getting her garters back up. When she finally finishes, she stands up and says "great, well how about that tip?". Needless to say, I ended the interaction at that point. I went back to my seat, she goes to the back and I never see her again. The rest of the night was basically a wash. I did two 3-for-$60 dances with 2 other girls who were lovely enough but by then the vibe was just....off. So I left.

Fast forward a month and I decide to give it another crack. Same day of the week, same time of the evening. A few more customers in the club this time and a few more dancers. There is a much greater mix of talent, too. Black, White, Hispanic skinny, thicc. Just a nice variety. I sit near the stage and tip a few dancers and then a solid 9 comes on stage. Tall, leggy blonde that can't be more than 22 or 23. She's insanely hot but her energy on stage is extremely low. She's just going through the motions. But I'm sitting at the stage and I don't want to be that guy so I tip her like $10 in ones during her 3 song set. First song is clothed, second is topless and third is full nude. She never even came over to me to pick up her tips. She would just look and smile slightly. The DJ said it was her 2nd night so I just chalked it up to her being new. After her set she leaves and I think nothing of it. About 5 minutes later she comes up next to me and grabs a seat. Asks my name and I ask hers. She tells me it's one of two options depending on whether or not her first choice is taken. I found this answer refreshingly honest for some reason. So this girl sits and has an actual conversation with me for at least 15-20 minutes about all kinds of topics, including our stance on the legalization of prostitution. I realized this girl was very smart. This was a very slick way of communicating expectations without crossing any lines. When it came time to negotiate some fun she started high. $650 for an hour in VIP. I made it clear I wasn't going to spend that much and that an hour was more time than I had so she offered $350 for 30 minutes. I asked what I could expect for that and she simply said "we'll have fun but we will need to be discreet". I agreed to the $350. Was it too much? Maybe for some but I just felt right about it. Bottom line is I got my money's worth. When we entered the VIP room and got settled, she started a 30 minute timer on her phone and went to work. It was by far the best 30 minutes I've had in this hobby and I've been all over. This girl was a professional through and through. I will definitely be back to see her. I think there was a possibility to schedule some time with her OTC but I am very uncomfortable giving my number to a girl I meet in a club.