Funk bandit makes Clancy stay a quick one.
A friend and I took a trip up to Clancys. I haven't been in over a year. Tough to get up that way now a days with other responsibilities. Anyway we find parking right out front. This place is so relaxed and chill that I had to put my ear to the door to see if they was actually open. Opened the door and they have a decent crowd. About 6 guys and 5 girls. All Brazilian with some milage on them. Some with a lot of miles on them. They all made their way around for some advertising as I call it. One older one kept coming around and she was fun. Brown hair dark skin but older. Body was super tight with a nice little ass for an older lady. I am bad with ages but she has to be late 40s. Face was rough, but from her advertisement she would be fun in the back. So a thicker on the bottom dark curly hair fair skinned thing came by and gets my friends immediate attention. Now when you walk in the front door you have about 8 seats and 3 tucked in the corner. Beyond the 8 seats you have a little stage that comes out. Well we was seated on the other side of the little outlet where the stage comes out. Against the wall. Well she gets on stage and my friend begins tipping her. This was his 1st time so he was over tipping her so I told him to chill out. Not that I'm cheap but Clancys isnt that kind of place. You spend your money in the back. So he takes her to the back. I'm expecting him to be gone for a while. Then here they come back. I said WTF. He was like it was great she had her tits out shoving them in my face I'm playing with them. She starts stick shifting. Then I pull on her bottoms and a smell comes out. He said he was done right there. He wanted out. So he came out told me we finished our beers and heading to the next spot. Between drinksk$6 and his lap dance ($20) we spent around and tips we spent prolly $40 bucks with us. Wasnt a long trip. I have seen hotter girls in here but these girls wasnt horrible. No pretty faces like usual. There was a cute girl sitting with a customer looked like she might be on the day shift. She had baggy clothing but she was grinding with this guy while giving all his money to the other girls. She was shorter brown hair. A real cutie pie. I'm usually a day guy here so maybe I should check it out. But all in all vintage Clancys. They are back.
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