So this is a review of a pre Covid visit back in January. Yeah I took a long time, but I don't come here much anymore, but I was reminded of this visit and I couldn't think of a better place to share the story:
I've had some okay luck with extras here prior, so I arrive with money to spend. I'm not there five minutes and a lady sits next to me which is great! She's not much to look at, but quite honestly the ones that are only 4s and 5s are the ones I usually have the most luck with. She introduces herself as "Candy", and I can't help but think I know her from somewhere besides a club. Then it hits me...
I think this lady used to watch my kids when she was a teenager over 20 years ago. Holy shit. Do I ask or do I pretend I have no clue?
I ask if her real name is Connie. She looks at me funny and nods. I introduce myself and asks if she remembers me, my ex-wife, and the kids. Her eyes get REAL big and she says yes.
Once she figures it out, she couldn't shut up. Meanwhile I'm checking her out. She wasn't a looker as a young lady, and she looks rode hard and put away wet now. Not awful mind you. She could still give me a boner with some effort, but she must be in her mid-30s and looks every bit as old as I (50s). During the course of the too-long conversation I inform her I've been single for years, to which she lights up like a goddam Xmas tree. I guess she hoped she had just met the next sugar daddy.
I learn that since I saw her last that she was married at nineteen, divorced at twenty-one, has had four miscarriages, and spent ten years in jail for vehicular manslaughter because she was driving drunk, ran into another car and two occupants died. She currently lives with her aunt because no one will rent her an apartment due to her horrible credit and yet another conviction for writing bad checks.
Holy-fucking-shit...
She gets on the stage to dance which I see as an opportunity to get the hell out of there, but I guess I'm a glutton for punishment as I figure I can give her a tip for her time. She spins around to grind her ass in my face, and I'm smacked by the aroma of recent restroom break and a failure to clean herself properly.
I may never recover.
