Waste of time

Came in last Saturday around 7:30pm. When I walked in there was only 1 other customer at the bar and about 6 girls on the stage and a couple more sitting around. Paid $20 to get in and sat down confused at why there were 6 girls on stage. One of the girls sitting around came to me and started a conversation I couldn't give 2 fucks about about murals in KC. I switched the subject to what was going on and she said that it was around shift change time and the girls were all on stage stretching and getting ready. I don't know, I prefer the bazookas system where they tell you about the shift change before you go in and they dont let anyone in while it's happening. Whatever. She asked if I wanted a dance while I waited and I asked what her dances are like. She said that they're real sensual, she smells good, and I might see her tits in the process. Might? Yeah, hard pass.

Anyways she left and the stretching ended and the stage shows started. The first couple girls were all really skinny girls that I had no interest in and neither of them took anything off. I was the only customer there and I damn sure wasn't tipping them so I couldn't be too mad. A girl with big tits and a nice ass then came to me and asked if I wanted a dance. I was already thinking about how much of a waste of time being there was so I said fuck it, sure. We went to the vip area and she started the dance. She said I could touch anywhere above the waist so I got some tit action but that was about it. At the end of the dance she asked if I wanted another dance and I asked if I could either touch more or at the very least just see her pussy on the next dance and she said no. So I was done. Also she didn't stink or anything but there's a certain smell you expect from strippers, either perfume or lotion and she didn't have it. Just smelled like she took a shower that morning and didn't really freshen up when she got to the club. Anyways, I left immediately after, $40 poorer and full of regret for wasting 45 min there.