Fantasy Fulfilled - Must Return!
Ok, so this is a review from January of this year when I last visited, so a lot of things that I state here won't apply given that the club is still closed, but from what I understand the hotel is still open.
Some friends and I went to celebrate a "going away" for a buddy who was moving to New York for work, and we decided to go to TJ since none of us had ever been, despite us only living a couple of hours north of the border. I was tasked with doing all the research - place to stay, budget, transportation etc. There are plenty of reviews and info here that describe in detail on how to get there so I won't waste any time with that. I will get right to my actual experience once I was inside and we had gotten everything settled (we stayed at the hotel connected to the club). My one mission coming down here was to experience a threesome. I had never participated in one, and it had always been a fantasy of mine. I knew that it might be somewhat difficult to get 2 women to agree (or that is what I assumed), but I literally just decided to shake the nerves (I am not a super social guy) and downed a couple of shots of Tequila upstairs before heading down with my friends.
As soon as we get down to the actual club, it literally became a free for all lol. I was with a group of 4 other guys, and completely lost them. So, being the inexperience, yet now confident monger I was, I decided to just go up to 10 girls asking if they do threesomes and unfortunately they all said no. I didn't get discouraged though, because this place was packed and worst case scenario, I had my eye on a handful of ladies I knew I could fall back on if the mission was unsuccessful. It wasn't even 20-30 minutes later where I finally met a busty woman named Laura (petite with braces, but looked like she was in her early 30's). I asked her if she was comfortable with threesomes, and thankfully, she knew a little bit of English and was able to understand me, and said "si!!". Man I was so pumped lol. She brings me over to another woman, speaks to her in Spanish, and both give me that "Oh it is ON" look lol. I asked how much, they said for 2 of them was $250, which I felt was a bit high but at that point I didn't care too much as long as I had the opportunity to fufill my fantasy. I took them up to my room (I got the Jacuzzi room, and while it was cool, I never really used it), and from there it was legitimately exactly what I wanted. I mean, these girls were freakin' pros. I was absolutely clueless but thankfully they both took over and controlled the situation at different times and I just followed along. I really wish I asked them how much it would have been for them to stay the night, but at the time I was quite literally drained. Like, I have never been that drained before. These girls were willing to lick my anus, and blow me at the same time. One rode me while the other sat on my face at one point. Straight out of a fantasy. I saw that there are plenty of mongers here who get numbers of girls that they click with, I wish I thought of that with these 2. Because even if they lacked in looks a little bit (Laura looked slightly older with braces and hard-ish implants, and the other girl had a great ass but no tits), the performance was from stuff of legend. Hopefully when the club opens again I will be able to make a solo trip down there, I can't even imagine how nuts I would go lol.
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