Literally unmemorable

I would love to report on the actual quality of my dances, but I can’t. As far as I can tell, I was drugged in the VIP room after taking the one, lackluster girl who finally approached me to dance there, as all I recall was being shaken awake by the bouncers? Dancer? I have no idea...someone...telling me I needed so sign several receipts and then pouring me into a cab. I was left with a 5-figure bill that I would have been happy to pay had it been for anything memorable. Given that it was amassed in about 3 hours (a logistical impossibility), I have no memory of anything outside the first minute or two of being climbed all over by a fairly unattractive dancer, and my clothing and genitals were perfectly intact, I can’t say anything positive about this place. One of the strippers called me a couple days later reporting that it had been “fun” and encouraging me to return for some more, but needless to say, that didn’t happen.