Platinum 84
8485 Umatilla St Federal Heights, CO 80260

Dancer Review: This Place is a Cheers Bar

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Jul 27, 2020, 3:21 PM
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I've been at this club off and on since November, and more consistently since June after Covid ended my full-time traveling. It's one of the three clubs I would choose to "settle down". (The other two clubs are King of Diamonds Inver Grove Heights, MN and Sunset Strip in Portland, OR).

This club is on the north end of town, and the customer base is nearly all local to the area. Most of them are in places that make up Adams, Weld, and Jefferson county. For whatever reason, people in Denver really just like to stick to their area of town. A few may also have occasionally ventured out to La Boheme, but that's about it. It's far more common for local club regs to go between Platinum and the divier clubs off Federal (Players, Saturday Night Live, and Dandy Dan's) than clubs of a more similar mid-tier like the PT Clubs. This Denver m.o. gives me culture shock. In Austin, there are plenty of (local, not recent Cali transplant) customers who have been to two particular clubs at least once. Both are twenty miles away from each other on opposite ends of town--and traffic there is worse than Denver. Texans are just more okay with driving I suppose.

The club is physically really clean all over. The main room out on the floor is a simple format, it's a long rectangular room. From the right side of the entrance against the wall is the bar, then after that three large u-shaped couches and partitioned areas to accommodate the bottle service crowd. From the entrance, the right side of the wall is the lapdance area behind a barrier of opaque glass, and also the entrance to the patio area. The patio area is huge and there is plenty of seating to sit, relax, and smoke/vape. Probably easier to do after the sun is down, because the outdoor furniture tends to absorb excess heat and rain. There is also a second mini bar and a mini stage outside, but those were only used during busy weekend nights pre-covid.

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Dancer Review: This Place is a Cheers Bar