I will try this club again...

I will try this club again but was underwhelmed on this most recent visit, my first since the club went from being all nude to topless. It is nice having a full bar. After a few Johnny Walker's on the rocks( a lot more rocks than Johnny Walker, I might add) I ventured into the lapdance area with a buxom brunette that was attractive and offered good conversation. I had bought her a couple of drinks at the bar and felt like a trip to the back might be a worthwhile venture. A venture yes, worthwhile- negative. She was one of those lapdance talkers that could not shut up. Or at least talk to me about something lapdance related- not her most recent trip to the dentist, mall, restaurant, car repair guy, etc etc etc. Hands were not free to roam and given her well-endowed God-given mammaries, that was a damn shame. It became apparent after 3 songs that this girl was not in the right profession. Hmmm, maybe it was me, but I doubt it.