Stars Salem with Coronavirus

So...I was a bit surprised to see Stars open, with the Coronavirus and so many people still wearing masks, getting sick etc, but I'm up for adventure (ok, I just really wanted to see some naked chicks in person).

This was one strange visit. First, there was no cover (fortunately). My coke cost $4. Here's what was ... different: there were no seats at the bar. There were very few tables (they had taken a bunch out). There was NO seating at the rail...and from what I could tell there were no private dances or lapdances.

Even stranger...the dancers (who you had to stay 6 feet away from - they had tape on the floor) got naked, but they left the masks on. From 6 feet away, in the semi darkness, with a mask on...I >think< the couple of dancers I saw were decent looking...but there's no way to be sure! This was as crappy as when the OLCC cracked down on the rules in the early 90s....maybe worse.