No dancers showed up & got a free beer

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

So I ended my night with Sunday night football at Clancy’s and with the beautiful and curvy Brazilian girls who dance there. Out of the three girls who were there two of them I recognize…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, FL

I have read the strip club scene reviews regarding any clubs near Orlando and I must say my curiosity got the best of me. This place was a waste of time and money. The…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, NJ

I still come to bottoms up when I need some company early in the afternoon. If you sit at the bar you the tip parade can get annoying especially when they interrupt you while you…

Man this place sucked..... I went here on a Thursday night around 11:30 PM, Bouncers outside were chill, I was a bit skeptic because I didn't see many cars in the front. walk in and…

Was in Orlando for a company retreat. Picked Cleo’s because it looked like the closest Uber ride from the resort area. Was already pretty hammered when I arrived, so not in the market for extras…

I was in Orlando, on a Sunday evening, and did not have time to drive to Cocoa Beach. So, I decided to try an urban club called Cleo’s. Cover = $20 Beer = $7 Floor Dances =…

Cleos is not what it used to be in years gone by. It was never a high-mileage club, but could still be fun. Somehow they've found a way to remove the fun from the equation. Club…