Midnight @ Mons

In town for work. Meetings and dinner was over so time to goof off. Had to try the infamous Mons. Uber dropped me off around midnight. $20 cover at midnight - ouch. Smaller than I expected, with mirrors everywhere. Sat down and was immediately approached by a dark one. Great body and attitude. Explained the lap dances as $30 with some discount for multiples. I said let me get a drink first, not realizing no alcohol - another bummer. So off to the back wall for some dances. The lap area is pretty damn small, as you are right next to people, almost no matter where you go. No privacy at all. Mirrors everywhere - so you aren’t getting away with anything. I sampled many women, all had a little bit different level of action, but nothing too crazy as there is almost no privacy. Waters (they have their own Mons label - nice touch) were $3 and the bathrooms were nice, with the guy in there with mints, cologne, and so on working for tips. The quality of women was very high, with lots of 8’s & 9’s all around......and I would guess there was at least 15-20+ women working. A little bit of everything was there, but again no privacy. A few chatted for a while without pushing for dances, so that was nice. I sampled about 5 different ones and prob blew $350 or so. Good grind out of most, and most allow hands roaming upstairs. I will return, but still surprised with the lack of privacy in the set up of this place. I didn’t have time to sample anywhere else - hopefully next time I will. SD40