Odd trip to LS on a snowy day

Back in Detroit for business a few weeks ago. I was supposed to fly out Friday night but got snowed in and decided to stay the weekend. Hit LS Saturday afternoon, while the snow was tapering off.

Club layout and cost hadn’t changed so I won’t rehash since this club is frequently reviewed. I got there around 2pm, and I was the only customer there, and there were exactly two dancers. Yup one of those days. The saving grace was both dancers were 7. Both were AAs. A*** is mid 20s about 5’7 not a spinner but fairly lean. Very friendly and had a good head on her shoulders. S*** is early 20s 5’9 curvier but still fit with a pretty face. She’s chatty but a bit of a space cadet. I chatted them up, and after a bit more customers came in and A*** went on stage. S*** popped the question and I asked about the menu. She wouldn’t discuss them there at the bar and said we can talk in the vip. I haven’t gone for that in a long time, but like I said it was snowing out and I’m in a club with 2 girls only, so options were limited so I said fine. Down the stairs we went to vip.

In vip she undressed and started the dance which was actually quite decent. A minute in I asked again about the menu. She said everything for 300 and I said my budget is 150. Back and forth we went and I went up to 200 but she wouldn’t budge from 300 at all so that was that. Almost always when deals can’t be struck in that setting, my experience was the dances get pretty lame and we say bye soon after. This chick started making out with me instead (DFK and digits). I went with it and a few songs later she tried to take my pants off. I was like “200?” and she said she can’t and she actually sounded kinda disappointed. I was like well, thanks, but I think I’m done. She said ok and was friendly throughout. Total damage was 5 songs for 100. I usually would have tipped given what went down at the cost of just dances, but I was kind of thrown off so I forgot.