Names have been changed to protect the (not so)innocent

Now when I roll into the Desires parking lot I was get that Xmas morning feeling, who could be working, how's the food gonna be today (even though i never eat there), whose behind the bar, and the most important question, will i leave with a empty wallet? Parking lot was emptyish and while I finished my cigarette by the car, i noticed a few girls being dropped off including a few familiar faces so i knew i was gonna be in for a good couple of hours.

Now inside i mosey over to the bar closer to the patio door and single song booths. This is always my go to bar since it usually has less people and you can see whose coming out to the floor and to/from the patio so finding your dancer is a bit less stressful. I like to grab a beer and scope out the talent. Couple of flat out stunners, Nick whose a stunning brunette hard body, Ivan blondie who is always got some fella wrapped around her fingers. Lou who picked my jaw up off the floor the first time we met. Joakim whose one of my favorites, pretty face and curves like a real woman.

Now while waiting and creepily staring at all butts i want to take to the VIP i see a few 5s, a few 7s and since i dont know whose gonna empty my wallet i play my favorite game while at a desires, which guy is OWG? First i eliminate all the non whites, which is like 6 people. Next is the ones who look kinda smelly. Now i think OWG is a young looking old guy so that all the landscapers and construction guys gone who come in for lunch and a beer. As im down to the last 3 guys who could be OWG, i see what i want, white girl booty with big natural tits, and a lil bit of squish which is the one thing i love the most on a woman. So Michael got me all riled up but a few drinks mixed with faux intellectual discussions gets me back to level. After a round 25 including tip, we went off for 15 mins of fun. 40 for the gatekeeper and the rest was hers. Goal was achieved and didn't have time to finish my game, guess its gonna have to figure it out next time