Good Old Mons, Lap Dance Central

Visited on the evenings of 1/10/20, 1/11/20 and 1/17/20 while in Tampa for business and some golf. First of all, do not bother to go before 8pm. Once upon a time (I have been going to Mons since the 90s) there was a very acceptable afternoon shift catering to an older group of customers. On the first visit, I arrived there about 7:30pm on 1/10, a Friday evening, and the place was dead. There seemed to be only two or three girls working and the stage was often empty. The night shift started straggling in at about 8pm and things weren't like the old Mons until after 9pm - with maybe 15 girls working - adequate for a small room like Moms - and more coming in even later. The quality of the girls, as it always has been, is excellent. Joe's (the owner) tastes now seem to focus on younger, slim girls with natural B and C cup tits. There's also a few with A cups. D cup tits were rare and I did not see any obvious bolt-ons. That's exactly to my tastes. If you go for mega-tits, or large butts, you may want to look elsewhere. The predominant ethnicity is white, some Latinas, with a few AAs and Asians scattered in. As usual, there is plenty of interaction between the ringside customers and the dancers on stage. Most girls do minimal dancing on stage and spend most of the time on stage fully nude strutting their stuff and doing a floor show putting their tits, butts, and kitties in your face Early on one dancer is on stage, then two as more guys come in, and even more on stage later on. Girls are fairly forward in asking for dances but generally politely take 'no' for an answer. All the girls are trying to get $30 per dance, and the best looking often get it, but you can bargain most of them down to 2 for $50... maybe less. It appeared to me that all the numbers on the juke box run their full length (I don't know if they cut them short when it gets crowded as I was not there when the place was full - probably like about 11pm). The full nude, hands on (except for the kitty), high contact, lap dances are typically excellent - with the usual variations between girls... some always better than others depending on your tastes and her enthusiasm. In all, you are seldom disappointed. There's a rule that the girls have to keep both feet on the ground during the evening shift, so no cowgirl-style straddling during the lap dance. Otherwise you can get a very energetic grind - unless you tell the girl that you prefer it slow and easy. All the lap dances are done on a banquette in the open. I prefer the right side of the room (as you come in) where the banquette faces a mirrored wall so that you have a full view of the girl from the back during the lap dance. You might be able to get some semblance of privacy (but not much) on the far left in the back corner of the room - particularly earlier in the evening. You really can't be very bashful at Mons. Note: there is no VIP and no extras are available. Go elsewhere if and when you want to 'go to the next level.' Also, OTC is seldom available and never offered. You would have to be a regular and a 'known quantity' to arrange an OTC. There's also no alcohol, just soft drinks, but, if you are discrete, you can sneak in little hotel bottles and add some Bourbon or rum to your Coke. In summary: great looking girls (slim, B & C cup mostly) on stage, no irritating disc jockey (just a juke box that the girls feed before they go upon stage), satisfying lap dances at acceptable prices, no VIP, no privacy, no extras, no OTC, no booze except what you can discretely sneak in. Just a old fashion Florida lap dance joint... and maybe the best of them if that's all you are looking for.