Beware!

My wife and I were in Dallas once again, and we decided to go to our favorite strip club, The Lodge, for dinner. There is no cover for dinner.

We were approached by a pleasant girl who asked if we wanted a lap dance. We said no since we were just there for the good food. They have a 2 plate deal for $25 that was Mahi-Mahi for my wife and a steak for myself. The food was worth the cost.

There were a few girls casually dancing on the stages, but none were attractive.

The wives in the audience were more sexy than the dancers.

I had forgotten that on a previous visit I had paid the check with a $100 bill and had waited in vain for my change. I eventually had to find my waitress and ask for my $70 change.