Third time's the charm, I guess

So I found myself in Akron Saturday afternoon and thought "hey, why not go see some boobs?" That's when I made my first mistake; I wandered into a place called Lusty Adventures. I walked in, looked around, saw what a filthy pit it was and walked back out. I didn't stay more than three minutes and got no dances from the skeevy-looking dancers but I still suspect that the next time I pee it will burn.

So next I went to a nearby place called Ole Glory Daze. This place was slightly better than L.A., but I didn't stay much longer than ten minutes. The bartender got me a bottle of water for four dollars and that was the best thing that happened. There was a decent looking lady or two there but they were already engaged with other patrons. Getting aggressively chatted up by a clearly nine-months pregnant woman was what made me bail. Get a dance from her and you'll probably end up delivering the baby.

Got back in my car and finally found Gatsby's at just after 2:00 PM. The look of the place from the gravel parking lot made me suspect it was once a family restaurant. I walked in and although it was fairly dark inside, I was happily surprised to see that it was much classier than the last two places. I sat at the bar and the extremely attractive bartender (I think her name is Danielle, and I was told she's not the usual bartender) got me a bottle of water for a dollar. Okay, that's a good sign.