Back Across the Border
It's been about a year and a half since my friend and I made our last journey to TJ. He goes for medical reasons and to visit the two best clubs down there. I go to visit the two best clubs down there.
We drove down Wednesday morning, stopping off in Dana Point for lunch and then landed in San Ysidro at the Best Western motel, which is as clean and as cheap as you're likely to find that close to the Mexican border. We checked into our rooms, cleaned up and by 5 PM were in an Uber heading for the border. Crossing was simple and so was finding a cab to take us to Adelita. The cabbie was pushing another place and obviously had some financial incentive to do so. We said no, just take us to Adelita and he did.
It was noisy but not too crowded yet there. As usual, we tipped the waiters well. A few dollars goes a long way in TJ and it helps to have those guys bringing us the girls who speak some English because my Spanish is like al the girls who work there. It sucks. My friend was looking for ladies with great faces who would suck his dick and talk dirty while he shot it with his GoPro. The first lady that was brought to our table had a great face and she he told her what he wanted, she whipped out her phone and, making sure no one else could see, showed us a video of her doing that for a commercial porn film. 60 seconds later, I was sitting alone.
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