Good Lapdances

The best strip clubs in El Paso are Dreams and Red Parrot. Red Parrot has by far the better looking dancers and it seems to have pulled ahead of Dreams for most packed strip club and best looking girls.

With that said, Red Parrot keeps pace with Dreams because of their lap dance quality. I have visited strip clubs all over the united states and some dancers at Red Parrot provide some serious stick shifting and 2-way touch. It's definitely worth mentioning that YMMV because one dancer provided me with some serious 2-way touching while another provided me with very minimal touching and another dancer somewhere in between. The stage dances itself are not that great as they seem to focus more on acrobatics. There were about 15-20 girls working on a Friday night with the usual pitch of some girls trying to get you to buy them a 20 dollar drink. There is 1 stage and 3 girls sometimes more dancing for a 3 song set. The floor is cozy and good looking waitresses come to check on you at all times. You definitely feel welcomed here. Their VIP prices include 1 song for 30, 2 for 50 and 15 min for 100. Again, YMMV and the only reason I would even consider coming to the red parrot is for the few dancers who provide lap dances comparable to some parts of Mexico. I can't say wether some dancers do or don't provide extras as I did not ask. If a fellow mongrel can chime in that will help us all out.

My hope is that management continues to encourage these high mileage dances as this place would turn into a gem if word gets around and they make this their calling card.