made the most out of a lame Monday afternoon

Visited Mario's on a Monday afternoon around 3PM. parking lot was pretty full, but there was no problem finding a space. No cover charge. bar is on the right as you enter, stage is a horseshoe shape to the left. It was pretty quiet, although it was busier on this afternoon than it was on the Friday I visited a fee weeks prior. A handful of customers and maybe 4-5 dancers. I was there for about an hour, and only saw one dancer get on stage (Maple, I think.) I did not see any stunners on this visit.

I ordered my $12.00 Tito's and was immediately approached by Lauren, a fake blonde with an Eastern European accent. She was dressed in tight white outfit, and I was tempted, but I wanted to scope out the place before committing. As soon as she left, "L" a Brazilian MILF type (6.5) with a fake butt approached me. I also told her I was going to wait until I finished my drink, but instead of milling around, she sat at the bar with me and "kept me company" . She hinted at her package handling skills, and because I did not want to stay a long time, I took her up on her offer for private dances ( $25 per). I had 2 enjoyable dances with a lot of OTP action that got my full attention. Off to VIP ( $200 + $80 for the house) for some fun. The CR area has 3-4 locations- open air with cubicles and no doors. A chair acts as a "gate". This dancer was very into hand sanitizers etc. She starts to "resurrect" me, then proceeds to whistle a covered Billy Joel tune. She did a fantastic job with it, and made sure the tune played out completely. She did try to upsell on the choice of song, but I did not bite.

I left shortly thereafter. Final thoughts. The place is not glitzy, but the bathrooms are clean ( and no bathroom stooge). I only saw one dancer get on stage, which was disappointing. But it is a place that is consistent and reliable for mileage. I did hear Pandora's name announced, but did not get a glimpse of her. I have heard that she is a great entertainer. maybe next time.