Low-Mileage

A friend and I got there around 9 o’clock (doesn’t open until 8). The bouncer explains this is a dry club (some reviews say BYOB?), a $12 cover charge, and a one-soft drink minimum. We pay the cover, get our drinks (nothing under $5), and take a seat in the high chairs along the wall.

Fair warning: the high chairs are awful, so don’t even bother. This is the smallest club I’ve ever been in and seems to be geared towards sitting on pervert row. Do yourself a favor, and sit there. As advertised, the girls go full nude. There were about 4 of them working, and despite all my other complaints, the place is a 7-Up factory.

If you tip, do not perform the time-honored tradition of slipping a bill in her g-string. A 3-piece suited bounce will descend to tell you “no touchy” real quick, as my friend found out. The highlight of the night was a blonde with tattoos and red lipstick.