Keith Sweaty (review explains)

I just left our favorite club, I’m currently in the Ross parking lot across the street from Follies as I type this review. I parked at Ross, walk across the street to the club, and there was no line. Tipped 5 for the pat down, I’m familiar to her now but she never gave me the good pat like you fellas. I walk in around 3:30pm and to the left of me by the stage is Keith Sweat 😂 I said no wonder this place is so damn crowded. I go to the bar, get my vodka Red Bull and hit the wall across from where the bathrooms are by the beaded vip room. I stand on the wall, girls are flirting I pass them on as it’s my first drink, then this girl walks into me name Paula. She’s from Cuba and has a phat ass! She gives me half a dance and I say let’s do vip. I should have said 150 but wasn’t thinking I agreed with her 200. We go vip and she charges me for a hat (never happened to me before, but she has a fat ass idc). She gives bj with the hat on and she does it hard, I’m sitting there like wooooww. She proceeds to ride me when all of a sudden my stomach catches a cramp because of those uncomfy benches! Damn I hate those mfs. We get it in for a good 30 minutes, it’s hot, we’re both sweating, and I couldn’t leak a drop because of how uncomfortable it was but she is a 10/10. I gave her a tip because she really did a good ass job. She walked out with 230.

I go back to the wall with my drink mad how I didn’t finish the job, my pride was hurt. I see Ariel come by, she’s another Cuban. The only words she knows is “wanna vip” anyone that has met her knows this. She first ask me to walk with her by the bar because the club is so damn packed there is nowhere on the wall to do a dance etc. she gives me a dance at the bar and half way into stick shifting I say let’s go vip. She says 200 but smart me this time says 150 and she jumps to it. I still had to pay the guy the 50 so it was 200 total. She goes and gets a hat and charges me 5 bucks, at this point I’m like wtf. Ok, first she starts off with a bj with the ol ball cap on, then rides me and keeps repeating the word “leche” I’m thinking Jesus Christ woman stop rushing me I can’t make a drop in 3 minutes. We go doggie and she rides reverse etc. we last a good 20 minutes, I try to get my moneys worth in this shit, you are not rushing me lady.

Last thing I do after she wipes me off is stay in the room for the last 5 minutes, check my bank account, see the i spent over 430 and it was time for me to go before I triple it.