80s day featuring dancers from the 80s

Had a free entry card in my wallet for several months, and decided to cash it in today. Not very crowded upon entry, and I saw a notice on the wall that it was 80s day at Bogarts. They were playing some Pat Benetar, and a first for me at a strip club, Fleetwood Mac.

Got my $6.75 Bud ($8 with tip) and noticed that the music was not the only thing that was dated in the 80s. The ladies dancing upon my arrival could have all danced in the 80s — Brenda, Annabelle, and a Asian-looking grandma who I never seen before, but could have been the eldest of the crew. The waitresses as well seemed to be from that era.

An AA dancer — not an 80s gal — stopped by, but was smoking, which shouldn’t surprise me, but not a mood enticer. She was incoherent, and I sent her on her way, but she left her paper cup/ash tray on my table for me to dispose of. I glanced at the door to see another dancer enter, and she too was smoking. At this point, I decided to cut my losses (at only $8!). As I finished my beer, Satisfaction took the stage. She was not an 80s gal, and somewhat cute, but I had already decided to dash.